intro >> Adelle Fontaine

[disingenuous]

Hey, guys! This is Adelle.

Most of you know her, and she is pretty much the same except maybe a little less imperious and a little more casual (ie. less careful about the way she says things). Still selfish, still awful, still spoiled, and still playful and looking for whatever will entertain her. And still very much a teenager.

From Anaheim, California, you can bet Adelle went to Disneyland just about every month until she was 12. She's on her way to Australia to miss school but mostly to spend time with her brother Valentin and get away from her awful, awful step-family. (Read: they're actually pretty nice, not that Adelle would ever hear that.)

At the airport, she was on her phone or her iPad or talking to her brother, most likely! She would have been looking pleased or excited. Happy, like she was about to go on the best vacation ever.

Whoops!

After the crash, she'll be a mess of mood swings. Sorry! She's not very useful unless you make her a bow and arrows or... don't want to get lost or something. Otherwise, she can tell you if you look awful in that outfit or not. Or make over your face with salt encrusted make up, I guess.

Comments

[allbarkandnobite]

Wow, you're like the bitchy teenage version of my older sister.

No need to tell me I look awful in my outfit, by the way. I've figured that out already

[disingenuous]

Excuse me? Who's bitchy?

I understand dressing for comfort, but you were still in public.

[allbarkandnobite]

Guess. You'd have a 50% chance of getting it right.

It's amazing how much one doesn't care when they are heartbroken and hungover.

[disingenuous]

You are.

You don't seem very heartbroken.

[allbarkandnobite]

Wrong. I'm an asshole, thank you.

I've got a few more concerns now other than the fact my girlfriend dumped me.

[disingenuous]

You're being a bitch, too~

It's good to see people older and wiser than me can see we're stuck on a deserted island!

[allbarkandnobite]

Nope. That one would be you.

It seems someone had to tell you, since you're concerned with telling us our clothing choices are awful.

[disingenuous]

You should listen to yourself more. Maybe it would help you in the end~

[allbarkandnobite]

Aw, you're so cute.

[disingenuous]

At least I know I'll be better off than you~

[allbarkandnobite]

Really? Know which plants out there are edible and which ones are poisonous? Which ones can get you terrible and frightfully ugly rashes?

[disingenuous]

Yes.

More people will be willing to help me than you~

[allbarkandnobite]

Give me some examples, then.

That depends on them knowing any of the above as well.

[disingenuous]

You won't be the only one~

[allbarkandnobite]

I study plant sciences. I know the best of all of us.

[disingenuous]

Good for you~

[afterglowing]

let me take you to highgarden

Use the make-up as an exfoliant. Makes more sense.

[disingenuous]

i will marry any of your brothers

Yes, that's a good idea~ It'll be necessary here, I bet.

[arhythmitist]

DISNEYLAND? EVERY MONTH? WHAT, IS BILL GATES YOUR GODFATHER OR SOMETHING?

[disingenuous]

It was very fun when I was young~

Um, no, but my dad does work with computers and stuff?

[brightlywound]

I can only imagine what this is like for you. So young.

At least you have your brother.

[disingenuous]

I'm sure someone will come for us soon! And my brother is always there for me.

You... you seem familiar somehow.

[ex_ludo717]

If you know any methods to rid suits of salt stains, you're useful.

[disingenuous]

Not in the middle of a deserted island. Anything I have would be no where near enough... airport regulations are so strict!

[ex_ludo717]

Shame. I suppose you have other qualities.

[disingenuous]

I do~ You'll see~

[spickandspan]

Don't drag anyone down.

[disingenuous]

I won't drag anyone down any more than you will.

[spickandspan]

Just making sure. You seem like the type that'll use and abuse. And that sort of thing's only going to get you killed.

[disingenuous]

You're mistaken about that, ma'am. Your judgment is a bit off.